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Hey assholes! This is my website: The Hater.com. Here’s the deal, my name is Stu Jackson, and I bought The Hater.com after a hard night of drinking at a Sigma Chi party last year. One of my brothers was like, “Dude, you were such a hater on those pledges last night. You know all of those guys are going around campus telling everyone how much of a dick you are!” One thing led to another, when Jim “the ass-face” Nelson says I should start a website and exploit my hater status for the world to see. I really couldn’t give a shit, but then he said I could make hella cash easy. I’m like, where do I sign up.

So there it is, the story of  The Hater.com. Here’s how it works. I hate all kinds of shit (mainly pledges). And I figured there must be a lot of other assholes out there that are also annoyed with stuff. So I created this website for you to vent about all the jerk-ass shit you guys see out there. Write about whoever you want and whatever you want whenever you want.

Here’s the rules:

1. You can hate on anything you like, but if you hate on broad racial groups, sexual groups, religious groups, and the like for no other reason than you are a jealous loser, then I’m not posting your shit.
2. Be funny, if you can. My guess is your shit will suck, but I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt for now.
3. You can get personal, but if you make threats forget about it. You’re off the site.
4. Stu Jackson has the right to not publish any petty bullshit that isn’t funny.
5. If you’re hating on your skank ass boyfriend or some shit, please don’t include their full name, address, phone number, email, ect.
   
6. Uploading a picture would be awesome!
   
7. Posting pictures of your girlfriends tits are acceptable (18+ please)