Greetings Haters

Me looking tough as shit.
Hey assholes! This is my website: The Hater.com. Here’s the deal, my name is Stu Jackson, and I bought The Hater.com after a hard night of drinking at a Sigma Chi party last year. One of my brothers was like, “Dude, you were such a hater on those pledges last night. You know all of those guys are going around campus telling everyone how much of a dick you are!” One thing led to another, when Jim “the ass-face” Nelson says I should start a website and exploit my hater status for the world to see. I really couldn’t give a shit, but then he said I could make hella cash easy. I’m like, where do I sign up.
So there it is, the story of The Hater.com. Here’s how it works. I hate all kinds of shit (mainly pledges). And I figured there must be a lot of other assholes out there that are also annoyed with stuff. So I created this website for you to vent about all the jerk-ass shit you guys see out there. Write about whoever you want and whatever you want whenever you want.
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