Is Oprah quitting her talk show so she can be as fat as she wants?

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Let’s admit it. I’m fucking hot. If anyone were to deserve a talk show on looks alone then it would be me. Oprah, on the other hand, is fat as hell. She’s a good talker and shit, but her butt is so fat you can see it from the front.

She’s always had that kind of pressure to stay thin, and I speculate that this is why she’s retiring from her talk show: so she can let herself go into the mega plus size category whenever she damn well wants to. And who could blame her? With a billion dollars in the bank, fuckin’ let yourself go!

Tearful Oprah announces end to iconic talk show – Yahoo! News.

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