Let’s admit it. I’m fucking hot. If anyone were to deserve a talk show on looks alone then it would be me. Oprah, on the other hand, is fat as hell. She’s a good talker and shit, but her butt is so fat you can see it from the front.

She’s always had that kind of pressure to stay thin, and I speculate that this is why she’s retiring from her talk show: so she can let herself go into the mega plus size category whenever she damn well wants to. And who could blame her? With a billion dollars in the bank, fuckin’ let yourself go!

Tearful Oprah announces end to iconic talk show – Yahoo! News.

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I don’t know the first thing about Lou Dobbs except that I know he hates Mexicans. Any hater that can hate at his level is already one ballsie dumbfuck, but if you throw in talk of him becoming president, then you have serious dumbfuckery. Hey Lou, have you been to a fucking grocery store? The meat and the produce don’t just magically appear on the shelves, do they? No. And Americans are, sure as fuck, not going to pick that fruit.

Lou Dobbs mulls run for White House, Senate – Yahoo! News.

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WHy is Eminem a douchebag, you ask? Do I need a fucking reason? I don’t have one. Just look at that face? He’s a wigger, straight up. I can’t believe people give money to this chump.

I read this comment on Eminem’s blog promoting his latest album Relapse:

“i sware, ur my fucking hero. u remind me so much of my brother. if we ever met in reality, i think we could understand eachother COMPLEATLY. i dnt kno if you actually read these, or someone does for you, but this is my one shot sooo….here it goes. my dad is addicted to xanax, and after every pill hangover he gets, he is always breakin shit and slamin me up against the walls and screamin in my face. he gets really pissed when i dnt cry so he yells at me untill i do. just to feel better, all i do is go in my room and lock the door, and jam ur music all the fukin way up. i got u as my background on my school computer. this dude saw it and he said u were queer, and i stood up and knocked him back in his chair and told him to shut the fuck up, he dnt kno shit. and he prolly never will. im typeing this now bc i might not get a chance to for a while. my mom went to jail sunday at 6:00 pm. it fucking sucks livin with a xany head foreal. i just hope to god ull get this or someone will get it to you. and again, your my fucking hero marshall. and i love you to death. peace.”

Now what is the problem with this comment? The grammar is too good! There ain”t no way his stoopid ass fans could spelled that many words correctly into things that look like actual sentences that you can read.

Eminem : News : Vote For Eminem – MTV EMA Awards.

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