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When you drive by a dead skunk in the road, why does it take about 10 seconds before you smell it? Assume that you did not actually drive over the skunk.
Is Oprah quitting her talk show so she can be as fat as she wants?
Let’s admit it. I’m fucking hot. If anyone were to deserve a talk show on looks alone then it would be me. Oprah, on the other hand, is fat as hell. She’s a good talker and shit, but her butt is so fat you can see it from the front.
She’s always had that kind of [...]
